Beware….

The Chrystmas Wytch

Let not her beguiling beauty fool you into
serene trance or feverish lechery.

Not a White Witch, nor a Black Witch,
She is a Grey Wytch, to be sure.

The Chrystmas Wytch visits Boys and Girls,
Men and Women, of all ages, the fortnight
‘round Christmas Day, during the wee quiet of
the Midnight hour, as the Small Folk slumber.

And to those who have been “naughty” over
the previous year, she delivers a sharp SLAP on
the cheek as they sleep, either facial or buttocks.

Thereby, if you find yourself suddenly startled
awake, with a stinging cheek, you know you
have been visited by the Chrystmas Wytch.

And given a stern warning to mend your
wayward ways.

Or next time, the warning may be more severe…

If this ever goes viral, or becomes part of Xmas lore, I DEMAND credit for coming up with it, from Whole Cloth, as it were.

But, if Past is Prologue, I doubt I will ever get any credit at all.

And now I’m going to go chomp on some more Sour Grapes.

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